Andy Parsons: Healing The Nation (Rescheduled 2022)

Off the Kerb Productions
One Night Events , Comedy
Wednesday 9 February 2022

"Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain"
The Guardian

"Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags"
The Independent

"It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush.  

The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”. 

And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician."

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Q.I. . - and repeated on Dave.  

"A consistently strong exposer of b*llshit and a plain-speaking truth-teller through his entire career"
The Guardian

"Potent live performer…can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words"

The Times

*Video contains strong language 

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Age Guidance: Strictly 14+ (likely to be swearing and adult content)

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